What Santa Wants For Christmas

Gingerbread Men  Sure, you can use Google to cyber stalk that guy you met on Tinder or try and find Kim’s unedited ass.  Or, you can use Google to find recipes like Gingerbread Men.  Then you can eat them all until they go straight to your own ass! I used the recipe for “They Most…

Dip Dip, Hooray!

On Saturday night, the girls and I decided to devour a spread that consisted of an array of dips including, guacamole, chili cheese dip and chicken wing dip. I will begin first by blaming Erica and Liv for the destruction of our queso blanco. This was supposed to be included in the spread but they decided…

Dear Dairy, Mac ‘n Cheeeese

After many trials and tribulations, I think I have created the most sinfully perfect, macaroni and cheese. So sinful in fact, that I had to write about it in my diary first (thank you, Sarah Jean). I think the saying is. . . ” Sex is like mac and cheese, even when its bad its…